8 Rules of Hipsterism

1. You are not a Hipster





2. You are not a Hipster





3. If 20th Century Fox makes a movie about it, that's so mainstream





4. Judge everyone. They're all just phonies and losers anyway.





5. Double reference means double cool points





6. Wear an unnecessary amount of layers under a cardigan that you just found, somewhere





7. Internalize intrinsic meaning behind fine arts. Hope you scheduled hours. Which you wouldn't. You don't schedule.





8. Don't let on it's your first time at a Hipster party. You party all the time. But in obscure places--you know. I mean, whatever, it's no big deal.